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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 23 Mar 2016 10:19

Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"...



Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"......







Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
..
"LAPTOP REALLY BUGGERED NOW."

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 23 Mar 2016 10:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D

David

David Report 23 Mar 2016 10:41



Brilliant PH :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Mar 2016 10:46

:-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 23 Mar 2016 10:49

:-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 23 Mar 2016 11:07

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 23 Mar 2016 11:46

I'll pass that one on x

Mersey

Mersey Report 23 Mar 2016 12:09

:-D :-D :-D :-D

JoyLouise

JoyLouise Report 23 Mar 2016 12:10

:-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 23 Mar 2016 12:25

Lol Lol!!

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 23 Mar 2016 13:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 23 Mar 2016 17:42

brilliant :-D :-D :-D :-D

David

David Report 15 Apr 2016 18:27


I've passed that on a few times PH without asking your permission..may I?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 15 Apr 2016 21:48

:-D :-D :-D :-D

David

David Report 1 May 2016 15:21


What do you call a woman with no financial problems?

Bernadette?

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 May 2016 16:39

It's the way you tellum David!

:-D :-D

David

David Report 1 May 2016 18:11


Hello PH good to hear from you

Just been listening to Dino's best songs
What happy man he always came across.

Remember Naughty lady from shady lane ? :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 May 2016 18:30

To be honest with you David.........I have no idea who Dino is.

And no.........I don't remember "Naughty Lady From Shady Lane"

Ahhh.......just googled and I believe you are referring to Dene Martin?

What people fail to understand is.......

I will only be 23 next birfday.

Well, in my head anyway!

;-) :-D ;-)

David

David Report 1 May 2016 19:07


Yes, that's the man PH, singer comedian, film star, close friend of Sinatra

23 ? I'd no idea, thought you were nearer my age LOL

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 1 May 2016 22:15

You bedder not be a day over 30!!

:-P :-D :-D