Genealogy Chat

I work in a school and most of the time there are problems with the computers its because someone hasn't switched them on! As for colour/black and white - last year I was on a school trip with reception/year one to a farm. We looked at the sheep and found that most of them were white, but some had black faces. After lunch, the children drew something they had seen and one boy drew a sheep. He put his hand up and said he wanted to colour in the sheep but couldn't remember what colour it was. I said 'Do you remember some of them had different coloured faces?' and he replied 'Yes. Were they red?'!

Thanks Ted, Cheered me up when I most needed it. Silver Surfer,

Made me chuckle too. It makes you wonder sometimes how people manage to get through their daily lives. Something else to make you chuckle - a teacher at the school where I work was organising a trip for pupils to go and see a play in a London theatre. One pupil asked her 'Miss - is it in black and white or colour?'.

Hi all, Im not like that, im pretty clever with pc's. the only problem I have is finding the on/off button. TED.

Oh ha ha very good made me laugh! Can anyone else admit they get 'page cannot be displayed,' repeatedly, swear curse etc etc... then realise they haven't actually connected to the internet..... jess x

Thanks Ted, Brightened up my morning! Liz

Sunny, like minds eh? TED.

Thanks Ted, made me chuckle.

Help desk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? Help desk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Help desk: Would you click on start for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates! Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it... Customer: I have problems printing in red... Help desk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah...................Thank you. Help desk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Help desk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Help desk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: Okay. Help desk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes. Help desk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work! Help desk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Help desk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Help desk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.