General Chat

Sandals????No no no no no

especially not with socks. Absolute no no!

sandals...only if your at a bible meeting

The oily, dirty fireman is for the private times not the public ones!
(oops nearly missed my L out of public then!!!!)

Now who mentioned nicer class of lady.....?

I bought some eau de Tesco last week to hide the worst, havent had any complaints up to now.

I thought sandals might show my sensitive listening side.....

that may be the cheap aftershave Hayley.

You've got to spend Eldrick to get the nicer class of lady.

Good clothes, good smell, a nice pair of clean shoes/trainers (if you must)

If you are talking about taking someone out to dinner...yes get cleaned up.

During the day the firemans uniform is a must...lol

Sigh. Its more difficult than it looks, isnt it.

I was reading a thread on here a week ago and all these women were saying how they would swoon if Ross Kemp walked in all sweaty and covered in oil dressed like a fireman and smelling of Brut.

But now I have to wear a suit and get washed.....



Its dead confusing.

TW I have urged him already to get rid of the smell of urine...

If you want to impress,,,,,,


Gold watch is a must. and smell good, now thats classy,,,,,,,........that will say it all,,,,,dont matter what attiar you have on,

dont drink the cocktails for godness sake,,,,you'll look like a big wooz,,,,,,,,,!

ROFLMAO...white stilletto....oh yeah and empty wallet......

Oh and er...know the difference between armani and asda...FGS!

No, you need to be prepared to LISTEN to her talking about seals, baby whales and Harleys...you input is only needed when you are required to fix it.


Oh and be clean....no stubble, no sweat, no grease, nice white teeth...(though at our age any teeth at all are a bonus)...and remember it is possible to be smart even in jeans, if worn properly. Trim that monobrow...and clean those nails.

You should have a notch on the bedpost by midnight!

When it all turns back to pumpkins and white mice and all you have left is a white stilleto!

Look, we're getting way off topic here.

So....if I wear my tux and new trainers, sort of cas/formal attire, drink cocktails and make it obvious that I've got a few bob (cos I'm quite well off, even if I say so myself)......but be prepared to talk about whales and baby seals, but also drop hints about my Harley....

oh yes forgot that one Teresa, 'LISTEN' even if you're not interested.

Just got this image of someone I dont even know running around the village hall chasing ladies to the Benny Hill tune. LOL

Eldrick,

do you ever wonder why they stare,,,,,,,,,!:}}

astonsihment, ! bewilderment! ,,,,,or just dont belivement,,,,,,,,!

Well, I think a man shoudl be able to respect himself and above all respect others. It then doesn't matter if he is a member of Friends of the Earth, or the local biker club...

As for fixing things...thats what men do innit? Even if a woman has a problem and ONLY wants him to listen to her...he still has to 'fix' it....

No LL music from the Benny Hill show...

.....and plays?

Thanks for the memory
My way

or.........

pmsl its ok Hayley theres no e in it lol