General Chat

BC you cant ave a lounging sofa,,their only for those type of people who have a Staring Role,,,,,!goodness me,,,!

Chain Gang? Chain Gang? You are in the wrong movie, Kay, now go and get into your uniform, dear.....*paces up and down.....

*prises Stray's fingers from Ann's swanlike neck.....

*frets...have we got the parts or havent we? I am not going to waste my Immense acting Talents for nowt.....

And another thing...I DEMAND a casting couch....

*sweeps past the bars....

Just been rehursing.

found a chain and some manacles for the chain gang workers, and I also found me Annie Winters whipper,,its black plastic but noone will notice,,,,,,

ready for the orf,,
standing with arms akimbo,mouth ready an open ,,,


right you lot line up,were off for a day out,

breaking sand ,:}

mau,you look lop sided,,are you not hanging right,or ave you got dropped shoulders,!*

"grabs ann bye the neck"

quick ladies i got us a hostage

"stashes baileys"

Gives Ann some sandals, a drindl skirt made from curtains. sorry Ann, Hayley wishes all Prison Visitors to remove bras, on account of they might conceal nail files, etc etc......

I confess I haven't either Ann........did I just say confess nooo i mean erm....

I've never seen Prisoner Cell Block H - so could I be a prison visitor?

enter stage left..........drunken woman........where is she?

Think in a moment we might be getting some new auditions Hayley
well i hope so..

My agent just phoned to tell me...no frisking allowed..it might hamper my career.... I want it written in my contract. *deftly removes the Baileys by cunning sleight of hand....

wonderful......STRAY..........NO * frets *

Doreen ...don't let Momma Morton see you with that

stash it quick....

"skips on thread"

hi i just been down the kitchens n found this

"opens dungarees and flashes a bottle of baileys"

I now feel the part dwarlinks,ya............bounces through prison gates with earrings swinging....and a hamper basket fulla goodies ;o)

its her stage nerves hayley hun xx

Mau......whats them in your slippers.......OHHHH its off I see......what about if you put it back and we really loosen the straps....**thinks about Elf and safety **

BC....Yes...better dont direct it at me...where is that dopey girl....Joy please go and drag her out the bog...kin sulking FGS.....

*blushes at Mau.....tutty tut dear, you will distract the prisoners, I didnt realise they were so........er....lol

*looks at Joy with interest....family business dear???

More vile, Hayley? ok...you smelly ingrate.....that all right??

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ooh okay then.......all the nice girls love a sailor..I can do nice ;O)).........it's OFF fgs lol

stray

think about family values

you would be letting the family down

if you become a prison warder


holds my head in shame

remember our family business

HMMMMMM..CUT.......Stray....can you be a bit more...jolly....and dopey and less moody......BC..more vile please......Mau just get your bra...off...FGS....how about if I bring in a few sailors ?