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Yellow 24!!....(joke)

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BrendafromWales

BrendafromWales Report 23 Sep 2008 11:29





A man goes to the doctor's, feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news. You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before

They arrive at the bingo and, with his first card, he gets four corners and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000.
Then the National Grid comes up and he wins that too, getting £380,000

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full house and the national grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.

'F*** me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well !!'

CATHKIN

CATHKIN Report 23 Sep 2008 11:34

brilliant

Yvonne

Yvonne Report 23 Sep 2008 11:58

lol :-))))

Researching:
Lingham, Hayes, Gudgeon. Wilson Avitar - me with brother and sisters

Jenxx

Jenxx Report 23 Sep 2008 12:09

Can.t write for laughing

:)))))

Emmalea

Emmalea Report 23 Sep 2008 12:51

Ha thats brill

Ann

Ann Report 23 Sep 2008 22:51

great

GRMarilyn

GRMarilyn Report 23 Sep 2008 23:13

Brenda,

Just w*tting myself.

Soooo... funny.

Researching:
Tregaskis- Blatchford- Bunker- ONeil.... Cornwall & Devon ( Ingram) Dorset .Bean Kent & Norfolk

Ann

Ann Report 24 Sep 2008 12:54

n

Sue

Sue Report 24 Sep 2008 13:23

lmao

Sue xx

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Sep 2008 14:15

Brenda - absolutely great - thanks for a good laugh!!

Steph x

Ann

Ann Report 25 Sep 2008 22:20

n

Trish Devon

Trish Devon Report 25 Sep 2008 22:29

I like that one,

Trish
xx

Researching:
Webber,Strong. ( Watchet,Minehead,Somerset)Drake,(Plymouth Devon)

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 25 Sep 2008 22:46

I really thought about where to post this one......


We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send

this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

This is NOT a chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960