General Chat

Muffy, why is your farm called Yeeeeeeeehah Farm?

Has Hayley got a proper Wild West Farm?

LOL I dunno really Joy.........was the first name that came into my head ! lol xx

and don't I know it Shemp .... trying to water your flowers in a morning is a nightmare .... and my claim for new wellies is in the post ! lol

sorry I meant Muffy & not Hayley

~~~~~Sorry Muffy and Hayley~~~~~

When I was raking, or whatever earlier, I thought Yeeeeeeeehah :-)

From *You know who*

Hellllloooooo is there anyone out there?


Good afternoon and welcome to an early addition of farm town weekly review. I am so excited at some of the efforts that you have all put in, I cant contain myself another second longer. We have flower displays and tunnels and water features, swimming pools, most farms now look like mini villages, however I am pleased to see that some have kept to the farm feel. By the way I have a beach. I have noticed a lot of work going on over at Scatty Jans and again the attention to detail is second to none. I love the way she has managed to make so many different features blend in to one and the way she can move a round freely on different levels, I can also reveal here and now, that there is as we speak a very special feature being constructed, I think we may have to have a midweek special for the unveiling I know what it is to be but am keeping stum as not to spoil the surprise and I can’t begin to imagine how she is going to pull if off. Watch this space. Please keep sending me your photos its wonderful to see others idea’s.

It has been brought to my attention this week that unwanted animals are being dumped on others farms. This must stop here and now! If I wanted another cow I would buy one, I don’t however I tried with all my heart to dispose of Michelle the cow that has been dumped on my farm in all the normal practices but NO every time I go back there she is. May be she is a ghost cow and its her that was causing my buildings to levitate? Or she is to be blamed for nailing chicks to barn doors? I have never seen her in procession of a hammer so please don’t all go pointing the finger now will you? Its not just my farm either or cows, I have been informed that turkeys and sheep and goats have all so been dump on others, this really isn’t on is it? Please take your animals to market if you don’t want them anymore. Thank you.

On the subject of unwanted processions. The man with the most boring farm in the entire world has been pecking my head again. I have been asked many times who he is and I am sorry but will not reveal nowt, he really doesn’t deserve the attention. TURNS PURPLE WITH RAGE. He appears on my very display farm, to brag about what level he is on, (only because he is head of me) he uses words like “pimp up me farm” I try my hardest to ignore him but, just but. He brags he has over 2 million and is waiting on 60 min make over popping over to do his farm. I will be happy to give you a description just in case he trespasses on your property. He has green hair, he likes to refer to himself as an aging rocker, I prefer my version of deflated blow up Orvil the duck (just think Ronny Woods wrinkles) he scratches and cant plow or harvest to save his life. I am only saying this here and now, as I have been advised not to converse with him till the restraining order has been put in place.

And finally, once again on the subject of farmvile, I don’t want any more gifts in fact I don’t want or need any for farm town. I have been sent 76 farmvile gifts this week, please STOP! Happy farming everyone I am now traumatised. I just hope your all happy…..

LMAO ....................

Now you can get tutorials on You tube on how to make waterfalls etc

Check this one out and then you can browse the rest

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUAb_NxOxow

Another message from the wilderness........


Well, I've not been idle while I'm away either...and have been busy farming to the max this week in persuit of level 34. THEN I will show my creative artistic side (I hope)

I'd just like to say one thing to Hayley's review. I think SHE is responsible for all the goings on around various farms. You see, if you think about it, using deduction...it ONLY happens where SHE is concerned with it. For instance. She harvested my farm one night last week, whilst complaining of levitating barns, and when I next logged on, my chickens were nailed to the barn door!

Then the mysterious incident of the magically appearing animals. SHE had one first, (always has to be the first doesn't she?) then suddenly, a stray sheep was strolling across my peppers! I put it in with the others so I dont' know which one it is now, but poor Mabel the stray sheep was traumatised at finding herself on a strange farm amongst peppers that burnt her poor tongue.

Now today, SHE came and harvested my peppers, carrots, peas and tomatoes. When I took them to market to sell, my carrots were stolen from under my very nose! It's true! I clicked to sell the peppers, then the tomatoes, then the peas....and then it said all harvests sold. A quick calculation told me that I hadn't been paid for the carrots, so they have been nicked. If anyone sees 40K worth of carrots hidden on someone's farm please let me know.

Even the man with the most boring farm in the entire world says he has problems with his harvests after SHE has been on his farm, with crops going mysteriously missing....

It is my honest opinion that SHE is a witch, and SHE had hexed your farm. DO NOT let her visit!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

hi there farmers
has any of your animales been rusled.
ive had
1 sheep
5 hens
and yesturday a brown cow went before my eyes .
and no im not going lolla we saw it .

I can't get on my farm ***sobs hysterically***

I'm off to count my live stock !!

nope the farms are shut - could be we are getting the upgrade but its noy very exciting except you dont have to wait for flowers to grow and you cant make flowers in stands anymore grrrrrr
xx

Just taken another photo.

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you cant hire anyone to plow and harvest ..

Have you seen the new goodies you can buy....BUT they want real money for some hmmmm

Thanks Hayley
runs off to have a look
xx

Jan you csn buy an elephant **note toself must tell Joy **

well I have just got my new stuff....

I've just this very day got to level 30...............I have a greenhouse and a gazebo now : )))............ I wonder if I can just leave it be ( all I was aiming for was the green house )................bet I can't................lol