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Molly the Camel

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UzziAndHerDogs

UzziAndHerDogs Report 14 Aug 2009 11:54

as per will delete if offends


A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in
the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he
noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women.. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about "urges", so the camel can stay ."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting
a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks
the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No not really, sir..They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are."



Researching:
Turner, Staniforth in Beighton and Ridgeway Sproat in Sheffield and Cumbria

Diddydoris

Diddydoris Report 14 Aug 2009 12:01

:-) nice one!!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Aug 2009 21:35

you live, and learn!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 15 Aug 2009 12:26

lol

Stevie

Stevie Report 15 Aug 2009 13:00

pmsl Uzzi.

:o))))

Catherine

Catherine Report 15 Aug 2009 13:12

that is so so funny
PMSL