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Brian(i)

Brian(i) Report 17 Aug 2009 06:30

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got

back, the bride immediately called her mother.

'Well,' said her mother, 'so how was the honeymoon?'

'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...'

Suddenly she burst out crying. 'But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam
started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me
home...,PLEASE MAMA!'

'Sarah, Sarah,' her mother said, 'calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT 4-letter words?'

'Please don't make me tell you, mama,' wept the daughter, 'I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!'

'Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible 4-letter words!'

Sobbing, the bride said, 'Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust, wash,
iron, cook...'

'I'll pick you up in twenty minutes,' said the mother.

B(i)

Brian(i)

Brian(i) Report 17 Aug 2009 20:49

???

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2**

~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ **007 1/2** Report 17 Aug 2009 20:57

Brian. I don't know how you dare write such words on a family website, I'm tempted to report this thread to GR ;) lol