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Two nuns

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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 31 Aug 2009 14:34

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us .

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worrie d about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The ma n couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thin g happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?








SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 31 Aug 2009 14:40

hail mary hail mary


















LMAO

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 31 Aug 2009 14:50

hail mary hail mary lmaooooooooooo
very good xxx

Researching:
It wasn't me

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 31 Aug 2009 15:43

Do you know why nuns always go around in pairs?








So one nun sees that the other nun don't get none.

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 31 Aug 2009 16:04

Lol Ann...that was good! BCXX

ChAoTicintheNewYear

ChAoTicintheNewYear Report 31 Aug 2009 16:29

lmao :-)


*Joins Hayley and Stray in the Hail Marys*

Researching:
Kids with special needs are not weird or odd. They only want what everyone else wants...to be accepted.