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The priest and the cockerel

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Foggy

Foggy Report 4 Sep 2009 20:30















The priest in a small Irish village loved the cockerel and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church.


One Sunday morning, before mass,

he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.

He knew about cock fights in the village,

so he questioned his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked the congregation,

'Has anybody got a cock? ' All the men stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock? ' All the women stood up.

'No, no, ' he said, ' that wasn't what I meant.

Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them? '

Half the women stood up.
'No, no, ' he said,

'that wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY cock? '


Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

Sue

Sue Report 4 Sep 2009 20:31

ROFLMAO

You naughty boy :-))

x

Rambling

Rambling Report 4 Sep 2009 20:33

Foggy! you will be getting reported lol

xx

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****MO***Rocking***Granny****

****MO***Rocking***Granny**** Report 4 Sep 2009 20:34

Oh Foggy........................I spilt my coffee AGAIN
lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 4 Sep 2009 20:35

pmsl xx

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