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Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	Lady Cutie	Report	16 Sep 2009 17:06
Member Since: March 2006 Posts: 5,866 Send Message	wmsl ... like that Uzzi
Member Since: August 2006 Posts: 13,123 Send Message	UzziAndHerDogs	Report	16 Sep 2009 13:48
	Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went." His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try." "That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help." "He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect." So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother- in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did you see the ball?" "Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight". "Well where did it go?" says Arthur. "I don't remember."
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