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apologies for not removing the > 1st

>*In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get
into
>the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
>
>A nurse noticed his predicament.
>
>Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to
touch any
>of the buttons on the wall."
>
>He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he
noticed the buttons
he had
>promised not to touch.
>
>Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP,
and a red one
labeled
>ATR..
>
>Who would know if he touched them?
>
>He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was
sprayed gently upon
his
>bottom.
>
>What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms
don't have nice
things
>like this.
>
>Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the
>WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently
drying his
underside.
>
>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large
powder puff
caressed
>his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to
this
unbelievable
>pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is a
tender,
>loving, pleasure palace.
>
>When the powder puff completed his pleasure, he
couldn't wait to push
the
>ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
>
>Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a
>nurse was staring down at him.
>
>"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I
remember was pushing
the
ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
penis is under
your pillow."