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The Irish ballerina

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Suzy Camay ▀

Suzy Camay ▀ Report 22 Sep 2009 21:59

pmsl good one :))

Sue

Sue Report 22 Sep 2009 21:41

lol Foggy

Sue x

mamiddau

mamiddau Report 22 Sep 2009 20:54

pmsl!!!! fab Foggy! thank you! xxx

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 22 Sep 2009 19:17

pmsl

Kay????

Kay???? Report 22 Sep 2009 19:08

Oh Foggy,,,my Oh roared with laughter.........ha ha,,,,,,,,,,

PollyPoppet

PollyPoppet Report 22 Sep 2009 19:02

LOLLOL i just spat me tea all over my keyboard good one

clairejo

clairejo Report 22 Sep 2009 18:51

pmsl , loudly!!!

Foggy

Foggy Report 22 Sep 2009 18:20


A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed
'Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,
'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the little drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'

The drunk replied,


'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a
ballerina!