General Chat

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Why .....do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
adiet coke.





Why ...do banks leave both
doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.





Why .....do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.





Why .....do we buy hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.





Why . ....do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.







Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin ?





Why women can't put on
mascara with their mouth closed?





Why don't you ever see the
headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?





Why is 'abbreviated' such a
long word?


Why is it that doctors call
what they do 'practice'?





Why is lemon juice made with
artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons?





Why is the man who invests
all your money called a broker?





Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic called rush hour?





Why isn't there
mouse-flavored cat food?





Why didn't Noah swat those
two mosquitoes?





Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?





You know that indestructible black
box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?!





Why don't sheep shrink when
it rains?





Why are they called
apartments when they are all stuck together?



If flying is so safe, why do they
call the airport the terminal?






Now that you've smiled at least
once,it's your turn
to spread the stupidityand send this to someo ne you want to
bring a smile to (may be even a
chuckle)....in other words, send it to
everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.

Hi, Uzzi. Don't know the answers to any of them but it did bring a smile to my face and I'll pass it on.

Sue xx

~~~~~ to SueMaid


I liked the mozzie one ermmmm damn man should have swatted them then.

Night all ~~~~~~

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THIS MINIUTE I SEE NEXT SERVICES
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