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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 27 Oct 2009 09:29

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me..

When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ?

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it.....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?


Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'



And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 27 Oct 2009 09:52

Morning Ann.... restored my equilibrium, did this, lolol.... giggling away to myself... not that I chunky dip.... far too cold for that, lol ;¬))

Love

Daff xxxxx

LindainBerkshire1736004

LindainBerkshire1736004 Report 27 Oct 2009 09:55

Thanks for this Ann. Hubby is wondering why I am chuckling to myself.

Linda :o)

Researching:
Peryer(Winchester), Barber(Norfolk), Franklin(Oxford), Sadler(Marylebone), Davies(Hammersmith/Northampton), Rance(Wokingham), Hedley(Gateshead/Lincolnshire), Wilson(Derbyshire/India), French(India/Ireland), Luffman(Wiltshire), Barnett(Brixton/Lincolnshire)

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 27 Oct 2009 10:34

Thanks Ann - that made me laugh
Love Mary xx

Researching:
Dunne, Miller, Evetts. Stringer. Green. Lewis

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 27 Oct 2009 15:45

:-)))))

Researching:
Member since 2003