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Nursery brought up to date

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Frederick

Frederick Report 18 Nov 2009 12:46


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.


It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh s**t, it's Global Warming.


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.


Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's a*s*
And turned it's wool to nylon.


Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them to cause he was gay.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.


Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties,
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.


F.

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 18 Nov 2009 12:56

Lol

Valerie

Valerie Report 18 Nov 2009 13:07


Brilliant!!

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 18 Nov 2009 13:08

lol

PollyPoppet

PollyPoppet Report 18 Nov 2009 13:25

lol very good

Uggers

Uggers Report 18 Nov 2009 13:26

:)))

Lady Cutie

Lady Cutie Report 18 Nov 2009 13:28

LOL i like them