General Chat

As I'm having the perfect Christmas this year, it's just going to be me and my dog, I 'm not sticking up a single decoration.

i have had a really 'orrible day at work. Me slaving to have things finished in time while the rest of the mob make merry and celebrate the break up before Christmas holidays.

And all day this song has been running through my brain.

"Early on one Christmas Day, a Joey Kanga-roo
Was far from home and lost in a great big zoo
Mummy, where's my mummy, they've taken her a-way
We'll help you find your mummy son, hop on the sleigh

Up beside the bag of toys, little Joey hopped
But they hadn't gone far when Santa stopped
Un-harnessed all the reindeer and Joey wondered why
Then he heard a far off booming in the sky

Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run

Pretty soon old Santa began to feel the heat
Took his fur-lined boots off to cool his feet
Into one popped Joey, feeling quite OK
While those old man kangaroos kept pulling on the sleigh

Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run

Joey said to Santa, Santa, what about the toys
Aren't you giving some to these girls and boys
They've all got their presents son, we were here last night
This trip is an extra trip, Joey's special flight

Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run

Soon the sleigh was flashing past, right over Marble Bar
Slow down there, cried Santa, it can't be far
Come up on my lap son, and have a look around
There she is, that's mummy, bounding up and down

Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run

Well that's the bestest Christmas treat that Joey ever had
Curled up in mother's pouch all snug and glad
The last they saw was Santa headed northward from the sun
The only year the boomers worked a double run

Six white boomers, snow white boomers
Racing Santa Claus through the blazing sun
Six white boomers, snow white boomers
.. On his Aus-tra-lian run "

Such a stupid song. Can you imagine Santa wanting to do the Christmas Eve trip twice. Once would addle any thinking person's brain.

Rolf Harris has a lot to answer to for adding to my precarious mental state at the present time. Oh heavens how can I even write "present" time!! Bah Humbug.

lol
you cant sing

Stray, Granny!

Shan't tell you again - go and find some bliddy Christmas thread to be all jolly on! This is the non-Christmas thread for people who do not want to be joyful and bubbly!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

drags in mince pies, xmas pud,

champers, vodd, and mulled wine


puts on "merry christmas songs"

>>>>>>>>runs

n

Granny - shurrup!

WW - take thy mince pie and thy sherry and ....

LOL

Jill

Jingle bells jingle bells........................jingle all the way..................lah lah lah

Talking about Easter eggs - I worked in a newsagents for a while, and on Boxing day they started displaying Caburys creme eggs - I know they are not proper easter eggs, but they were put out for Easter and usually sold at Easter time.

STRAAAAAAY!

Get back in here and take all that toot out!

LOL

drags in tree and decs,

puts up cards and tinsel
>>>runs

Along with all the adds for summer hols, whatever they are !!!!!

Don't start! LOL

They'll probably appear on the 27 December!

Easter eggs in the shops yet ? lol

Anything, anything at all - but NOT Christmas!

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