General Chat

Muffy ....

stop pushing that tooth brush in their mouths ...

They are asleep its to late now!

You are so right Kemp

I AM now officially a lousy mother.

and all their teeth will fall out.......

ooops .....they will any how pmsl

(they brushed them while they were in the bath) how scabby is that pmsl xx

Muffy ...I ment tonight!!!!!!!!

twice a day is most important

aw dnt i once got them when on placement in a school, i was gutted BUT used it as a fake excuse everytym i didnt wana go for me jobsearch, id ring say i got nits cnt come in,,,, and thy fell for it everytime hahaha

She's supposed to be a lousy mother. Of course she didn't clean their teeth. A doughtnut for breakfast does the job just as well. imo :))))

GHDs HOW VERY DARE YOU

she's curly and proud LOL xx

Stray, ya son's hair is nice and short so he'll be ok...............they'll love your hair tho:)

Noooooooo I think you'll find they were cleaning their teeth at around half seven LOL

*preens*

did you use the GHD's on ya poodle Muffy?

i dread the day we get "lice" so can we stop tlkin bout it now coz im scratching
oh muffy im a much worse mum than u, my son is sleeping out at nanas on a school night hahaha

Muffy ....please stop smiling ...you are ment to be a lousy mother here not smiling about what you have done ....

PMSL

EDIT .....just want to point out you didnt clean their teeth!!!

I've been a lousy mother for a lot longer than you have Muffy, so if you want any advice...

*ponders*.........I do havea very state of the art nit comb SRS......it has to be said........................

That's true ......that may attract a certain kind of reader Muffy lol However, I think you still may clinch a book deal with the the flea/lice interest.

That was done between 8,30 and 3.50 Whirls pmsl

I also managed to groom me poodle while the girls were at school.......and very smart she looks too :0)

awww not out the paper!!! i hope health n safty dont read this,

i must be realy bad my son doesnt wake till 9 "ish"

altho this morning we were up n bathed n dressed by 9. and cleaned up "the hoover could wait i loathe hoovering" but i did it at 4 lol


i then sat for 2 hours, with the door open in the freezing cold, while he played out "im such a bad mum letting him play out int his cold" jst like the school do lmaoooo

Muffy, there is no mention of any ironing being done?....

Trouble is SRS I'm not profoundly in love with Pandora.

I think this fact could well make it less interesting LOL xx

**I'll take 27.....no probs......I was a child bride *winks* lol xx

Muffy, I find this oddly addictive. I hope you are going to continue your online diary....however just a piece of advice, you need to add your age a la Adrian Mole style eg Secret Diary of a lousy Mother aged 27 3/4...you are 27 aren't you? ;)

Send for nitty Nora