Calling Hayley's mother ....

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Member Since: December 2009 Posts: 3,704 Send Message	TeresaW	Report	21 Dec 2009 22:23
	Yep, Hayley's her real name, but you can't tell her mum that LOL... I think it's Ermintrude, or something....
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Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 11,594 Send Message	~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ 007 1/2	Report	21 Dec 2009 22:22
	I think it's Ethel Maud ;)
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 9,985 Send Message	Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)	Report	21 Dec 2009 22:19
	Honestly you two. I'm sure the old Duchess/Dowager/Whatever is used to speaking to all sorts .... But yes, I'd love to know how to throw a hissy fit! Do you think Hayley will give lessons? Maybe in the New Year when I'm over the hangover? Jill p.s. TW - Is Hayley not her real name then? Shall we have a guess Hayley's real name thread? Shall we? Shall we? Is it Ethel?
	Researching: London: Faber, Haysey, Spicer ...
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 11,594 Send Message	~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ 007 1/2	Report	21 Dec 2009 22:16
	Isn't the Empress Dowager currently on her Grand Winter Tour? I fear she will object to being called! She may accept an invitation to a Christmas ball (as long as it's celebrated in her honour) but she wouldn't lower herself to being called like some fishwife! Where do you think Hayley has acquired those fine manners from? Perhaps jill will benefit from a book on Empress etiquite? ;)
Member Since: December 2009 Posts: 3,704 Send Message	TeresaW	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:59
	Jill, her mum won't know who you're talking about if you call her Hayley.......hehehe
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Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 11,594 Send Message	~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ 007 1/2	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:53
	PS Mrs.Grumpy (alleged headmistress - I'd like to see your formal qualifications before I commit myself to headmistress)..... ......Hayley's mother should be referred to as The Empress Dowager!
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 11,594 Send Message	~~~Secret Red ^^ Squirrel~~~ 007 1/2	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:50
	Hayley was a child prodigy!
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:48
	ermmm I think she meant 1987 :)))
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 9,985 Send Message	Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:41
	So Madam Empress Why is she at my secondary school at the age of 2? I mean, she's still in nappies and my staff can't cope!
	Researching: London: Faber, Haysey, Spicer ...
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:39
	Dear Mrs Grumpy arse, I know when I gave birth to my nicest cutiest sweetest most caring child unlike the evil sisters all booo * child and it was the summer of ....1976 yes thats it She is infact 33 years old this summer, foundest regards The Empresses Mother (mrs)
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 9,985 Send Message	Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:35
	Dear Mrs (Hayley's Mother) Hayley has been telling porkies at school again. We really must bring your daughter in line. She started at our beautiful secondary school in 1978 at the age of 10 (and a bit) and we know from her records that she was born in 1967. Yet she persists in telling everyone that she is 2 years old. Mrs (Hayley's Mother), this cannot go on. The poor girl is delusional and may need psychiatric help if this continues. Please would you, on behalf of the whole school, give her a good slap? Many thanks Headmistress LOL
	Researching: London: Faber, Haysey, Spicer ...
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 9,985 Send Message	Jill 2011 (aka Warrior Princess of Cilla!)	Report	21 Dec 2009 21:33
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