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Don't mess with Senior Citizens

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*Polly*

*Polly* Report 11 Jan 2010 18:00

lol ! Very good and true...I'd do that...

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 11 Jan 2010 17:53

Lol that made me chuckle.

Pat Kendrick

Pat Kendrick Report 11 Jan 2010 17:43

If you are a senior you will understand this one,
if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better,
and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......

The £2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence
because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!

Pat