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Jean (Monmouth)

Jean (Monmouth) Report 20 Jan 2010 19:34

Very clever, Ann. I thought you were going to list things like machine parts and male and female connections!

Susan

Susan Report 20 Jan 2010 12:47

Hi Ann
I had a good laugh from these.
Keep them coming. I can't think of any!!
SueB

Helen1959

Helen1959 Report 19 Jan 2010 16:30

Hahaha just love it

Researching:
Booth's and Hughes from Birmingham

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 19 Jan 2010 16:26

Brilliant Ann, and so true! BCXX

Blue Moon

Blue Moon Report 19 Jan 2010 16:02

lol...very good Ann

LanarkshireLassie

LanarkshireLassie Report 19 Jan 2010 15:52

Hi Anne.

I like it !

You are spot on, lol.

Gailx

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 19 Jan 2010 15:28

LOL very good.

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 19 Jan 2010 15:21

Male or Female?

You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:





FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in....but you can see right through them.




PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off..it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.




TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated




HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their butt.




SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.......squeezable and retain water.




WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.




TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.




EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.




HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years......they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.




THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin