whats the smallest cork you can get?

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Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 16,538 Send Message	Dawnieher3headaches	Report	20 Jan 2010 18:55
	i need a tiddy tiddy cork, tiddler keeps bringing the dwarf hamster in to me every evening and the little madam keeps pooping all over me, how so much can comeout of a little thing i dont know, wouldnt mind if it was all donein one go but she does it in a teady flow. So thought if i could get a cork small enough could bung her up while i have a cuddle with her
	Researching: Dove,Call,Trudgett,Andrews,Fossett,Milton
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	20 Jan 2010 19:08
	wot u need is a rectum stretcher.......to make thye cork fit LOL psssst! you ARE talking about the hamster? have a word wiv jelemmy crarkson!!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: June 2003 Posts: 16,538 Send Message	Dawnieher3headaches	Report	20 Jan 2010 19:08
	now thats sure to make her eyes bulge lol
	Researching: Dove,Call,Trudgett,Andrews,Fossett,Milton