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Angry Nuns...............................

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 13 Oct 2013 16:36

Sue In Yorkshire. :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Oct 2013 16:24

You're right Budgie I shouldn't.........it's a bad habit....... ;-) :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 13 Oct 2013 16:05


Mr Magoo, YOU really should not take the mickey out of Nuns...
The Church already does that, by getting them to dress up as Penguins.

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 13 Oct 2013 15:53

Giot that one from one of my Irish friends...Lol

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Oct 2013 15:35

Very funny Sue..... :-D :-D

Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 13 Oct 2013 15:20

Hope you don't mind Mr M but I thought this joke was appropriate to your theme of jokes.


Baptising An Irishman



An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.



The drunk proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"



The drunk shouts, "Yes, oi am."



So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"



The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, me brother?"



The drunk answers, "No, oi haven't found Jesus!"



By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk
again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"



(get ready for this.....The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,



"Are you sure this is where he fell in"?

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 13 Oct 2013 15:08

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Mersey

Mersey Report 13 Oct 2013 15:04

:-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Island

Island Report 13 Oct 2013 14:45

LOLOL oldie but goody :-D :-D

Researching:
I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Oct 2013 12:32

...........................

Two nuns are driving down the road when an evil vampire jumps out in front of the car and yells "I'm going to drink your blood!"

Terrified...the nun driving says to the nun in the passenger seat..."Quick get out and show him your cross!"

So the Nun in the passenger seat jumps out and yells..."Get the hell out of the road you F*@$ING Vampire!!!"