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I can't work it out Allan, what is it??

I have no wish to give someone to RR your thread Mersey

Morning Mersey, Allan and Belle - and anyone else who pops up

Think I'll stick to the river cruise down the Danube we've got booked for next year, Mr Humbug

Nice but breezy day here. not scorchio yet Got a pal coming up for coffee, a natter and a book swap soon

Sorry missed your post Belle...see you later Ding Dong

My dog goes cock-a-hoop every time I take him to visit the local lamp-post factory.

Dermot

Morning lovely people

It's hot hot hot here

Have loads to do today so might catch you all later, have a good day all

Ann don't forget your suncream

mornin' gang - late up this morning another glorious day here

I'm putting this on here cos it'll be reported otherwise - I think it's hysterical



Note found on the Refrigerator One Morning :

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to

remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, who is the assistant tennis coach.
He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference -

18 goes into 57 a lot more times than 57 goes into 18.


Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

@ AnnCardiff

And before I forget... Morning All Xxx

Good morning Ann

Good morning GL hope all is well with you and yours

Hi Merseybobs and the gang,
Everything with me and mine is pretty good at the moment, so I can't complain.

Good to hear GL....

Good Morning Mersey and Everyone.

No sun as yet but very warm and humid.

I don't know what to do with myself today except go out for lunch.

Enjoy yourselves wherever you are.

GP

Good morning Sunbeam.....put your hanky under the tap and squeeze ready to put on your bonce....its gonna get hotter

@ AnnC!!

Since last week... I'm 57!!! now....???

THE MIND BOGGLES

Good Morning Mersey and Gang

Yes as **Ann** says it certainly is HOT HOT HOT in Wales!!!!
Too hot for me I'm afraid!

Hope you are all well, happy and coping with this heat

Smiles a-Plenty

good morning everyone

not bad here in lincolnshire not too hot yet sun keeps popping out to say hello

daughter breaks up today for her 6 week holidays

take care all

Afternoon everybody

Hi IckleLegs she will keep you busy as always

Hiya Munchkin 2 how are things with you??

Jemikins ...always generous with your smiles and hearts as always now give us a tune you know you wants to