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PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 12 Jun 2022 20:06

How do you know if there's elephants in your fridge. Look for footprints in the butter :-S

Researching:
Lloyd,Paddock,Cooper,Morris,Rigby West Midlands Salop Worc

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 12 Jun 2022 17:37

Litter Louts! :-D

Tawny

Tawny Report 12 Jun 2022 17:01

My parents once owned a paper shop


Sadly it blew away.

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Caroline

Caroline Report 15 Dec 2021 00:27

Groan....... :-D

Allan

Allan Report 14 Dec 2021 21:10

Bruce Lee was fast, but his brother Sudden Lee was faster

Caroline

Caroline Report 29 Nov 2021 23:57

:-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 28 Nov 2021 12:28

What sort of poetry is written by a Welshman poet?


It's Dai Verse.

Researching:
Sherwood (Kent); Jesson (London); Worboys (Herts)

Allan

Allan Report 30 Jul 2021 22:59

I once asked my father if we were descended from a line of Pyromaniacs

He said, 'Yes we arson'

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 May 2021 11:24

Like the guy that thought he'd found some cocaine



turned out it was baking powder.....


now he has risen to a new high.......

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Allan

Allan Report 11 May 2021 20:56

Two men in Manchester mistakenly snorted curry powder thinking that it was cocaine.

One's in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka

BrianW

BrianW Report 11 May 2021 20:41

My friend caught coronavirus from someone on Euston station.
It was a terminal illness.

His mate caught it in Brighton.
It was the end of the line for him, too.

Researching:
Sherwood (Kent); Jesson (London); Worboys (Herts)

Allan

Allan Report 10 May 2021 22:38

How do you start a milk pudding race?

Say Go

Allan

Allan Report 20 Apr 2021 21:54

What word starts with E and ends with E and only contains one letter?





































Envelope

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:28

I like cooking my family and my pets. Use commas, They save lives

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:24

The mountains here aren’t just funny

They’re hill areas

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Tawny

Tawny Report 20 Apr 2021 18:21

Ban pre-shredded cheese




Make Britain grate again

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 18 Mar 2021 22:47

If only I could have my time over again.....just like de ja vu!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 18 Mar 2021 22:25

Why dont worms have balls


Because they cant dance :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough

Allan

Allan Report 18 Mar 2021 21:12

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?


It’s pointless

Caroline

Caroline Report 18 Mar 2021 15:31

:-D :-D

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