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Unknown Report 6 Apr 2005 20:31

Woman's Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows what to answer to 'How big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never ever attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.