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Free Sex Contest

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Merlin

Merlin Report 11 Jul 2007 15:46

Just keep away from the Deep Freeze,As you know whats been said about Ice Lollies on here. Hal.:o)))>

Merlin

Merlin Report 11 Jul 2007 15:41

Shirley, It was probably a 'Tesco One' You Get Dirty Petrol from there and they also give you points for Quantity not Quality. Hal :o)))>

Whirley

Whirley Report 11 Jul 2007 15:39

that's good Hal, a leg-over and points at the same time? I'll check to see if I have any money off coupons from Tesco whilst I'm at it!!

Whirley

Whirley Report 11 Jul 2007 15:33

Very good. Was it an Esso or BP garage? Oh is it in the south east? and is the compo still on?

Merlin

Merlin Report 11 Jul 2007 15:27

Nice One ,Very Funny, What letter did his wifes name begin with? Hal .PHSL. :o)))))))))))>

Margaret

Margaret Report 11 Jul 2007 15:10

'If you win, you're entitled to free sex,' explained the attendant. 'How do we enter?' asked the first man. 'Well, I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex.' 'OK... I guess 7,' said the first man. 'Sorry, I was thinking of 8,' replied the attendant. 'Come back soon and try again.' The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas. When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on. 'Sure,' replied the attendant. 'I'm thinking of a number between 1-10. If you guess right, you win free sex.' '2,' said the second man. 'Sorry, I was thinking of 4,' replied the attendant. 'Come back soon and try again.' As they walked back to the car, the first man said to his friend, 'You know, I'm beginning to think this contest is rigged.' 'No, I'm *sure* it isn't,' said the second man. 'My wife won twice last week.'

Margaret

Margaret Report 11 Jul 2007 15:09

Two men drove to a gas station because they heard about a contest offered by the station to clients who purchase a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.