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Pay Rise Joke
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.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•. | Report | 7 Jul 2007 21:00 |
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lmao thats a good one foggy |
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Foggy | Report | 7 Jul 2007 20:54 |
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Nice one jax. A guy walks into a supermarket with his fly undone, a lady cashier walked up to him and said 'Your barrack door is open', this was not a phrase the guy had heard before and just continued to do his shopping looking a bit puzzled by her remark. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said to the guy 'Your fly is undone', the guy immediately zipped it up and walked towards the check out. he thought he would have some fun and got in the line where the girl who approached him was serving. Reaching the girl he said to her 'When you saw my barrack door open, did you see a soldier standing to attention.?' the girl naturally sharper than the guy replied 'NO no I didn't, all i saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags'. |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 7 Jul 2007 20:03 |
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pmsl Jax |
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CATHKIN | Report | 7 Jul 2007 19:56 |
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It`s brilliant -I`ve seen it before , Ros xx |
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.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•. | Report | 7 Jul 2007 19:48 |
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I, the pe*is, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor * I work at great depths * I plunge head first into everything I do * I do not get weekends off or public holidays * I work in a damp environment * I don't get paid overtime * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation * I work in high temperatures * My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Pe*is, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight * You fall asleep on the job after brief work period * You do not always follow the orders of the management team * You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas * You do not take initiative. you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift * You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing * You'll retire well before reaching 65 * You're unable to work double shifts * You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management |
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.•:*¨¨*:• ★Jax in Wales★.•:*¨¨*:•. | Report | 7 Jul 2007 19:46 |
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Do not read if easily offended :o) in a mo |
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