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A Bit Cheeky
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**Linda | Report | 7 Jul 2007 11:20 |
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If offended dont read any further |
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**Linda | Report | 7 Jul 2007 11:20 |
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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch >> then >> ?? > starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, >> asks, >> ?? > 'Where are you going?' >> ?? > >> ?? > He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.' >> ?? > >> ?? > She says, 'Why, are you sick?' >> ?? > >> ?? > He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.' >> ?? > >> ?? > Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out >> of >> ?? > her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, 'Where the hell are >> you >> ?? > going'? >> ?? > >> ?? > She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.' >> ?? > >> ?? > He says, 'Why, what do you need?' >> ?? > >> ?? > She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm >> getting >> ?? > a tetanus shot.' |
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Tina-Marie | Report | 7 Jul 2007 11:31 |
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pmsl. :o)) |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 7 Jul 2007 14:08 |
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That's a good one lol Better make sure my jabs are up to date just in case lol |
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Bobtanian | Report | 7 Jul 2007 14:35 |
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Hee Hee.good 'n!! try this'n..... She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.” His eyes light up and he thinks, “This is my lucky day.” Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, “Thanks,” and returns to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asks, “What was that all about?” She explains, “The egg timer’s broken..” Bob |
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