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Rabbit Joke
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KEITH H | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:38 |
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PMSL |
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NannaMoo | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:32 |
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These are crackers Lynn!!! lol Nanna-Moo ;-))) |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:27 |
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set me off now pmsl last one i promise This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?'. The guy stumbles around and says, 'Um.. no.. um.. what happened?' The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!' xxLynnxx |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:22 |
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Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. the wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, 'Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and out number them?' xxLynnxx |
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KEITH H | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:20 |
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BALD MEN PAINT RABBITS ON THEIR HEAD COS THEY LOOK LIKE HARES |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:19 |
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A rabbit came into a shop and asked, 'Got any carrots?' The seller answered, 'No!' The next day the rabbit came again and asked, 'Got any carrots?' The seller replied 'No!' Next day the rabbit came and asked, 'Got any carrots?' The seller shouted, 'No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!' Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, ' Got any nails?' The seller answered, 'No!' The rabbit asked, 'Got any carrots?' xxLynnxx |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:17 |
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If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding hare line! xxLynnxx |
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Unknown | Report | 4 Jul 2007 14:12 |
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in a min |
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