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<font color='000099'>Cyber Affairs - Did you Know<

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TOR

TOR Report 30 Jun 2007 19:25

you can get STDs from them? T.O.R. ;o))

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 30 Jun 2007 19:25

I know you can get preganant :-)) A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this.... 'You got Male!''

Newby CI

Newby CI Report 30 Jun 2007 19:28

Dee OHH PMSL ..... thanks .. Kim xx

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 30 Jun 2007 19:29

omg thats me in the s..t

TOR

TOR Report 30 Jun 2007 19:29

Nice one Dee. Hoff - you should be so lucky. It has recently been reported that a less well known side effect of cyber affairs is: Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy Swollen Texting Digit. lol T.O.R. ;o))

CATHKIN

CATHKIN Report 30 Jun 2007 19:35

That is brilliant --just sending it round my friends, Ros xx

Dee the Bibliomaniac

Dee the Bibliomaniac Report 30 Jun 2007 19:37

Sorry about hi jacking your thread TOR, couldn't resist adding it ;-))

TOR

TOR Report 30 Jun 2007 19:37

Dee - don't apologise - your post was better than mine. Sir Robin - unfortunately I can't discuss cyber treatments for fear of a ban. lol

Conan

Conan Report 30 Jun 2007 19:37

Could I just ask ............... purely out of interest ................ Is there a cyber treatment ?

X Lairy- Fairy

X Lairy- Fairy Report 30 Jun 2007 19:48

Dee Lol that was brilliant i'll copy that if it's ok :) ~~~~~~~~waves~~~~~ TORx Rosex

Conan

Conan Report 30 Jun 2007 19:48

But I am willing to pay. For a friend ................. of course !