General Chat

Flippin ECKERS..thats worn me out...gorra bad back now bendin down.....R Likkle is only 6 inches tall tha knows....grabbin a pint of scrumpi... Ooooh Look at R Nick n CarolB.....way to go.... *rolls eyes at fairy* not got R rhythm init....

Looks at Viz...berra sit down..

Thats no good.........You cant have Morris Dancers with red faces........can you...???

I have to wear me docker's and tin hat when dancing with R Viz..

***grabs R Likkle and dances round*** Apple Picker's Reel (Larry Hanks) Hey, ho, makes you feel so fine Looking out across the orchard in the bright sunshine. Hey, ho, you feel so free Standing in the top of an apple tree. Up in the morning before the sun I don't get home until the day is done; My pick-sack's heavy and my shoulder's sore But I'll be back tomorrow to pick some more. Start at the bottom and you pick 'em from the ground And you pick the tree clean all the way around; Then you set up your ladder and you climb up high And you're looking through the leaves at the clear blue sky. Three-legged ladder, wobbly as hell Reaching for an apple---whoa!---I almost fell. Got a twenty-pound sack hanging 'round my neck And there's three more apples that I can't quite get. Hey, ho, makes you feel so down Picking up windfalls, crawling on the ground. Hey, ho, you feel so free Standing in the top of an apple tree. Hey, ho, you lose your mind If you sing this song about a hundred times; Hey, ho, you feel so free Standing in the top of an apple tree. Waaaaay Haaaaaaay

Ssssshhhhhh.....tis a *secret* what we did there.......but I will say one thing....R Likkle frit me half to death....never seen her like that before......

Did you do the solstace thingy at Stonehenge Likkle.... tis magical i hear..... Werent that where we left Hayley last week....?? I did see them offering a tartan shopping trolley as a sacrifice on the news...!!

them not be Morris Dancerrrrrs Rrrrrrrr Lykkle...them be cider apple pickerrrrrs...me ansome...

I jest spotted a herd of em on Bodmin...

Morris men drink cooking sherry and walk funny...init

Morris men dont wear kilts you daft mare...... not round here anyway........pedal pushers init....??

Ooooops Im gerrin mixed up with the highland fling reckon....need a gin init...

taint their faces I look at R Nick.....tis their sexy hairy knee knees.. pmsl

What have i told you about that self abuse Viz......!! All Morris men have black faces dont they.....??

EH??? Thought we were on about Morris Dancing...not the Black and White Minstrel Show...am I allowed to say that? ***reports self to abuse***

I didnt have any black boot polish Viz.... Have covered my face in engine oil thats leaking out my Landy... I also managed to pinch a bell off that StrayKittens collar.... and pinched R Nans walking stick.....am half way there...

Nick ...dont try dancing and talking at the same time...makes you out of breath...init

I'm confused now...... so the guy who's in charge of the Miners is Major Morris Miner... Does he have a son called Major Miner the Minor..??

***watches*** Joe and Nick rehearsing.....Mmmmm not bad lads..

I think Morris minors are underground - or is that Morris Miners ?? As they all seem to wear some sorta uniform maybe they are Majors ... Morris Majors ??