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Jack And Jill

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HeatherinLeicestershire

HeatherinLeicestershire Report 21 Jun 2007 13:37

Good one Puss, I can't stop giggling :)))

MaryinSpain

MaryinSpain Report 21 Jun 2007 13:34

pmsl Love Mary xx You dont need the sun you are bright enough !!!

Researching:
Dunne, Miller, Evetts. Stringer. Green. Lewis

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 21 Jun 2007 13:34

old ones are the best

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 21 Jun 2007 13:33

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side > >> > >> > >>'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was > >>take off my trousers,' he said. > >> > >>'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on . > >> > >>When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she > >>couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. > >> > >>'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this > >>family and I always will. > >> > >>'Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' > >> > >>Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the > >>wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill > >>and told her to put them on. > >> > >>Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly wear > >>them. > >> > >>'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and I > >>always will. I don't want you to forget that.' > >> > >>Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these > >>on,' > >> > >>she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. > >> > >>'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. > >> > >>'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your flipping attitude, > >>you never will.'