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A cheeky rhyme
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 22:57 |
I picked this up from another site, it is a little bit cheeky but it is not meant to offend in any way. I think you may find it funny, I did, but then I do have a wicked sense of humour. please accept it in the manner in which it is posted Jeff. xx Rhyme to follow |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:01 |
THE VERY FIRST TIME. She whispered, 'Will it hurt me'? 'Of course not' answered he, 'It's a very simple process You can rely on me'. She said, 'I'm very frightened, I've not had this before, My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore'. It began to grow quite painful, Tears formed in her eyes, It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. 'Calm yourself' he whispered, His face filled with a grin, 'Try and open wider Then I can get it in' 'Oh it's coming now' he whispered 'I know' she cried in bliss, Feeling it deep within her She said, 'I'm glad I'm having this'. Then with a final effort She gave a frightened shout, He gripped it hard in anguish And pulled it quickly out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave a smile, Then said, 'I'm glad I came now You've made it worth my while'. Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find, It's not what you imagined That's just your cheeky mind. |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:07 |
I knew it was the dentist all along pmsl Ann xxxxxxx |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:17 |
Oh my naughty little niece, you are so clever. Uncle Jeff xx PMSL |
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(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:19 |
lmao mr jeffy.............in me folder it goes.xxxxx |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:19 |
The peys were delicious Ann my little love Hiya Joyous how's my mate keeping, good to hear from you again. Little Ann's Uncle Jeff xxxxx PMSL |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:19 |
Hope you enjoyed your meal Uncle Jeff Ann xxxxxxx |
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Newby CI | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:20 |
Dentist??? pmsl XXXX Kim XXX |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:26 |
Oh Kim darling, you didn't think it was something else did you? Surely you know I wouldn't do that. Jeff PMSL xxxxx |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:29 |
Lol Uncle Jeff, but I can see why she always asking for more, they are so good you should get them all published, includin the 'cheeky ones' lol Little Niece Ann xxxxx |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:30 |
Uncle Jeff Our Joys bin entertainin us wiv a little quiz thingy she's a real luv Uncle Jeff's little niece xxxxx |
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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:34 |
Had a long day Uncle Jeff gonna get some shuteye nite nite and sweet dreams Little Niece Ann xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:35 |
Ann Did you know that Joy has a collection of my poems, she's nearly got more than me and she's always asking for more. Uncle Jeff xxxxx pmsl |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:40 |
Good night my lovely niece. Uncle Jeff xxxxx |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Jun 2007 23:42 |
Would love to get them published but I believe it is rather expensive. Anyway, niece, lol make sure you order that book and I will get my friend in the library to keep it at one side for you. Uncle Jeff XXX |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 17 Jun 2007 03:15 |
Oooer - I have an appointment with the dentist next Friday lol Liz |