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Len of the Chilterns

Len of the Chilterns Report 28 Apr 2007 22:37

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and *low-and-behold* a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So.. what'll it be?' The woman did not hesitate. She said, 'I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony.' The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good| I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.' The woman thought for a minute and said, 'Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for ... a good man.' The genie let out a sigh and said, 'Let me see that flippin' map again.'

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 28 Apr 2007 22:39

Brilliant Len Elaine x