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Why Parents Drink!!
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(¯`*•.¸JUPITER JOY AND HER CRYSTAL BALLS(¯`*•.¸ | Report | 28 Apr 2007 15:49 |
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lmao.........ginster thats brill.............kidsxx |
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Ginny | Report | 28 Apr 2007 15:50 |
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A father passing by his teenage son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son Ryan PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my centre desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. |
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RStar | Report | 28 Apr 2007 16:16 |
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he he |
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LindaMcD | Report | 28 Apr 2007 16:19 |
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Oh I like it!! :) Linda x |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 28 Apr 2007 17:25 |
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PMSL....even I had pictures running through my mind... |
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cariad | Report | 28 Apr 2007 19:15 |
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brill!!! with more than a hint of truth. When I sometimes lost it with my two, they would say 'mum we haven't got arrested, or taken drugs, etc etc, cool it'. Joy |
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