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Liquid Limericks
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:15 |
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An aging young lady called Betty Got married and stood on a jetty She said, 'Thank God I'm spliced Get the Bollinger iced While I cover myself in confetti'. Should gin on the breath cause a turn off Then offer your friends only Smirnoff Or try Absolut But were I, my friend, you I would let half the alcohol burn off! Aileen. |
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:17 |
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moment please (hic). |
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:18 |
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A Scots lass, one Mistress McCarten Led a life that was sober and spartan But she'd push out the boat Once a week; down her throat Went a magnum of Leoville-Barton They knew Claud had gone a bit potty When he started to hoard Aligote He would cry, Bless my soul! And pour some in the bowl Of MacPherson, his favourite scotty |
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:23 |
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A second year student at Girton Was frequently seen with no skirt on She said, I'm a doll Who prefers Pmerol Of that I am Vieux Chateau Certan |
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:25 |
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A oenophile based in Torquay Gave up sex when he hit 93 But I'd never abandon My Moet and Chandon In my will I have left it to me |
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Winter | Report | 21 Apr 2007 23:27 |
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Old Labour used to drink shandy But that's not for Tony and mandy Tony who's heterous Always drinks Petrus While randy old Mandy drinks brandy! |
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