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Here's a good one to start the day...
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 21 Apr 2007 04:40 |
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see below. |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 21 Apr 2007 04:43 |
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The Why's of Men: 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their b***s fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favourite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) |
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Little Lost | Report | 21 Apr 2007 05:25 |
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glad I got up early to read this lol The first one is true though well in my case anyway lol |
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harriett | Report | 21 Apr 2007 08:20 |
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having a snoring oh no 4s my favourite*******pmsl dawn xx |
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maggiewinchester | Report | 21 Apr 2007 08:42 |
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PMSL !!! |
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HeatherinLeicestershire | Report | 21 Apr 2007 08:51 |
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PMSL at number 4 :)))) |
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Ails from NI | Report | 21 Apr 2007 09:18 |
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EXCELLENT!!! PMSL Ails x |
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brightonbellex | Report | 21 Apr 2007 10:01 |
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te he he ! these will give daughter who is 'off ' men at the mo a good laf. Angela x |
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MaryinSpain | Report | 21 Apr 2007 10:03 |
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Thanks for sharing that - had a good laugh Mary xx |
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Victoria | Report | 21 Apr 2007 10:20 |
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brightend up my day already vicky x |
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Bob the Busker | Report | 21 Apr 2007 10:47 |
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who me??? LOL well done |
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Lillyann | Report | 21 Apr 2007 12:52 |
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Absolutely brilliant Liz Makes a change from reading about miserable fibro. Have you got any more up your sleeve? |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 21 Apr 2007 13:30 |
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Hi LillyAnne and all, will see what I can find later, these come via my friend in Germany, she is always sending me funnies, bless her. She has just been diagnosed with fm too,would you believe how many people have it! Have a good day all of you. Lovely day here in Norwich so must get outside and catch some rays, as the saying goes. lol Liz LillyAnne, will try and write back tonight. Haven't forgotten you or others who have mailed me. xxx |
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LindaMcD | Report | 21 Apr 2007 13:33 |
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Think yours is funnier than mine!! Linda x |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 21 Apr 2007 13:44 |
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Linda, so long as the jokes raise a laugh, it doesn't matter whose is a bit funnier than another. The more laughs the better, but I think we should get GR to negotitiate a deal for Tena pads for those who need them. lol |
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