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Drinking Puzzle

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Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:24

..........last night in the pub

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:26

John and Margaret met for the first time in ten months,although they have been happily married for two years! Explain? Mau ;0)

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 20 Apr 2007 23:27

they are not married to each other

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:29

Well done Anne that was quick! you must still be sober then lol

Victoria

Victoria Report 20 Apr 2007 23:29

THEY WERE IN PRISON ........................

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 20 Apr 2007 23:31

Errrrrrrrr nope lolol

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:31

Good try Veronica........see where you're coming from lol

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:36

Okay here's another one then Two mothers and two daughters enter a wine bar. They each spend £3 on a happy hour Sex-on-the-beach. The barman takes £9 'What happened to the rest?

Rambling

Rambling Report 20 Apr 2007 23:39

just one question...what's 'sex-on-the-beach???????

brightonbellex

brightonbellex Report 20 Apr 2007 23:41

one of the mothers was also a daughter Angela x

Rambling

Rambling Report 20 Apr 2007 23:48

That's a relief then Mau! I live near the sea and wondered what was going on down there lol. Rosex

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 20 Apr 2007 23:48

Hmmm! interesting,, a grandmother having sex- on- a- beach Bob

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 20 Apr 2007 23:48

They're cocktails Rose Yes you're right Angela, only three women entered the bar---- a daughter,her mother and her grandmother-------so only £9 was spent.

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:08

Now Bob grandmother could live in a beach house!! lol

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:11

Peter is an engineer. he is respected and well-paid at his job. However,unbeknown to his colleagues,every morning at 9.30 he opens a couple of bottles of stout and drinks them whilst reading the newspaper,before falling asleep. How can he get away with it?

brightonbellex

brightonbellex Report 21 Apr 2007 00:16

he's on the night shift? Angela x

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:20

Correct Jan and Angela. Peter works nights and enjoys a drink before he goes to bed. I now suddenly feel very thirsty! Mau ;0)

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:31

Among the ploughman's lunch and scampi and chips,the bar food menu also had GSEG What is it?.........silly one!!

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:39

You must have eaten it Jan! Know i have.

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 21 Apr 2007 00:44

Told you it was a silly one!! Run out of questions for now. Ma bed's calling me Good night sweet dreams! Mau xx