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madammorg | Report | 28 Mar 2007 07:57 |
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sorry if you have seen these before, but i thought they were funny and wanted to share! tina x > > > > > 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the >batteries are flat? > > 2. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they >know >there is not enough? > > 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four >billion >stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > > 4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > > 5. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal > injection? > > 6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > > 7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when >you >throw a revolver at him? > > 8. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > > 9. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? > > 10. What is the speed of darkness? > > 11. Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' >people >at the Special Olympics? > > 12. If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? > > 13. If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to >be >twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? > > 14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > > 15. If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the >others doing here? > > 16. Do married people live longer than single ones or does it >only >seem longer? > > 17. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit >suicide, >is it a hostage situation > > 18. Do you cry under water? > > 19. How important does a person have to be before they are >considered assassinated instead of just murdered? > > 20. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have > branches? > > 21. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > > 22. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out >it >would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? > > 23. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when >babies >wake up like every two hours? > > 24. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a >hearing? > > 25. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money >in >binoculars to look at things on the ground? > > 26. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're >going to >see you naked anyway. > |
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