General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Quick Search

Single word search

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

to make you smile

ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

Jill in France

Jill in France Report 19 Nov 2006 17:57

That is a good one :) xx Jill :)

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 19 Nov 2006 17:46

wicked xx

June

June Report 19 Nov 2006 17:32

Oh Ann pmsl! June.x

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Nov 2006 17:32

Oh i love it! x

*~~*Posh*~~*

*~~*Posh*~~* Report 19 Nov 2006 17:31

Lolol Brilliant Ann!! C x

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 19 Nov 2006 17:30

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. one afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.' Ann Glos