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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
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Margaret | Report | 13 Nov 2006 22:58 |
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Margaret | Report | 13 Nov 2006 22:58 |
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1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first. 8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. |
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*Carrie | Report | 13 Nov 2006 23:00 |
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loved the first one. lol |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 13 Nov 2006 23:01 |
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I know no.8 only too well...OUCH! |
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Margaret | Report | 14 Nov 2006 13:21 |
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nudge..... 'cos I think it's funny |
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Bobtanian | Report | 14 Nov 2006 13:31 |
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So do I!! The guy in front of you, will only decide he is going to tell you he wants/ is going to turn right, AFTER the traffic lights change to green....... And the Amount of storage space is inversely proportional to the required level of collectables.. (you NEVER have enough room to store the junk you wish to collect) Bob |
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