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Little Lost

Little Lost Report 13 Nov 2006 18:02

glad it made you laugh certainly made me smile

SueinKent

SueinKent Report 13 Nov 2006 17:59

That made me chuckle. Sue

Sylvia Ross

Sylvia Ross Report 13 Nov 2006 17:50

lol - Great - loved it!!!!

Little Lost

Little Lost Report 13 Nov 2006 17:48

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking...... Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.' Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7:00pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's but a luxury car ... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner . a marvelous dinner ... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me, twice!' Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious! . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?' Edna: 'No, no, no ... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.