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Similar story to Tania's. Someone who I knew was in residential care because of her senile dementia. One night she collected all the false teeth from every resident, leaving the carers to work out which teeth belonged to which person! I can just imagine them saying to the old dears 'try these for size'.

Nice one sue hazelx

This reminds me of the joke about the old couple. They went into McDs and bought 1 burger, 1 small fries, 1 apple pie and 1 coke. They sat down and the old man cut the burger in half and ate one half, He then divided the chips and ate exactly half. When he divided the apple pie in half the man at the next table couldn't keep quiet any longer. He leaned over and offered to buy another meal for the old lady. The old man thanked him, but refused his kind offer saying, 'We always share everything. I've had mine, now it's her turn'. With that he took out his teeth and handed them to his wife. LOL Sue xx

Yea but noone ever touched it lol hazelx

I'v seen it done too Hazel....gross eh lol...

green fairy, i used to know someone who used to put his false tooth in his gin and tonic so nobody would touch it hazelx

Put them in your pint when you go to the loo....lol

Many years ago when I first came out to the uk I was agency nursing and used to get sent to work in a lot of rest homes,and hospital wards for the elderly. One of the jobs you had to do was help them clean there false teeth after a meal. One bright little spark decided one day that to save time after breakfast she would collect all the false teeth and wash them at once!!!!!!! PMSL It took weeks for them to figure out who owned what teeth.:-)

there is also the old classic for the fellas Try to aim your golf balls into the recess bit. Good practice. catherine xx

the mind boggles pmsl what a brill thread Caz

Cheeky!!! lol.....

**Dreads to think what Puss uses to put the holes in doughnuts !**

As soon as I read the title, Ladylol, I remembered Steptoe & Son, where the old man took out his teeth and used the top set to make the pattern round the pie he had just made.......you can imagine the response from Harold.....ugh....

ladylol, that made me laugh iv'e still got the tears running down my face hazelx

pmsl hey hazel just aswell he didnt sit on them

oh caz what you like.!!!!! catherine xx

Thanks Puss what a funny thread!something to get your teeth into! Caz xxx

hi , when i got married 45yrs ago we had the reception at my mumand dads house the next morning my husband was getting all the wedding pressies out of the bedroom when he saw one under the bed so he pulled it out yea youv'e guessed it there was a whole set of teeth on top of the preesie ughhhhh. he came down stairs and said he'd been biten!!!!! hazelx

lol hal especially when your cold love the stories btw .

Castanets? ( Two Sets ) Hal.:o)))))>