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Loved that one Ladylol.....

So sorry what is pmsl I am not very good on the computer yet Thank you Lynne.

PMSL !!!!! xx

lmao lynn xxxxx

Hi Very Good 'A 3 year old boy examined hiis testicles while tacking a bath, Mum ha asked Are these my brains? Not yet she replied. Have a good day Lynne

im wonderfull thankyou hope your both well too xx

I am pmsl over that - very good. Good morning puss hope you are ok.and settling into your new house. Take care Love Mary in Spain xx

Handling a difficult customer. > >A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. >He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he >writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. >A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: > >Dear Sir, >Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover >your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate. > >The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so >he writes a letter of complaint. >A week passes and he received another parcel. > > >Dear Sir, >Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe >will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the >part. > > >The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from >emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he >writes a really rude letter of complaint. > >A few days later, he gets a very small parcel from the company with an >accompanying letter: > > >Dear Sir, >Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup >over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ar*e and go as a toffee >apple

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