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Market Research (funny)

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Nov 2006 17:20

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Nov 2006 17:20

Market Research A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

Jean

Jean Report 5 Nov 2006 17:23

Like it Teresa very funny!!!

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Nov 2006 19:08

to cheer us all up

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 5 Nov 2006 19:19

Door KNob eh LOL

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Nov 2006 19:22

PMSL Baz

Rachel

Rachel Report 5 Nov 2006 19:38

never thought of that use!!!! can see why thought with 3 little kids lolololololol

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 5 Nov 2006 19:44

Amazing how many uses it can be put to lol