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Union Rools.... A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 'Is this a union house?' 'No,' she replied, 'I'm sorry it isn't.' 'Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,' she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, 'Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.' The man asked, 'And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?' 'The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.' 'That's more like it!' the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. 'I'd like her,' he said. I'm sure you would, sir,' said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, 'but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.' Bob...........''Live Long, and prosper''

Lena was in bed with her lover, Sven, when she heard Ole's key i n the door. 'Stay where you are,' she said. 'He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me.' Sure enough, Ole lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to Lena: 'Hey, der are six feet in dis bed. Der shud only be four. What's going on?' 'Nonsense,' said Lena, 'You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. 'You can see better from over there.' Ole climbed out of bed and counted. 'One, too, tree, four. Damn, you're right.'