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Lairy, just trying to continue the theme.......... An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession. He said: 'Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic. The priest replied: 'That was a wonderful thing you did, my son and you have no need to confess that.' 'It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours. The priest said: 'By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven.' 'Thank you Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question.' 'And what is that?' said the priest. 'Should I tell her the war is over?' Bob

WALLY gets married: At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year old and, once again they enjoy each other. But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.' Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: 'You mean I was here already?' Senior moments have their advantages.

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