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be careful what you ask for in hospital !

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Steven

Steven Report 22 Oct 2006 18:19

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my t******s black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my t*******s black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his t*******s, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his p***s in one hand and his t*******s in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... ARE -MY-TEST- RESULTS- BACK ?