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The Biker and The Old Lady
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Margaret | Report | 16 Oct 2006 20:48 |
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A big, dumb, but fairly good looking biker stops by the Harley shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. |
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Margaret | Report | 16 Oct 2006 20:48 |
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On the way home, he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. Next, he stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home. The feed store owner said, 'Put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand.' 'Hey, thanks!' the biker said, and out the door he went. In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?' The biker said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. You can follow me through my short cut down this alley. We'll be there in no time.' The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?' 'Holy smokes, Lady!' the biker said. 'I'm carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' 'Well,' the lady said, 'set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.' |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 16 Oct 2006 21:18 |
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very good. catherine xx |
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Essex Baz | Report | 16 Oct 2006 21:20 |
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That's rude LOL |
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*Carrie | Report | 16 Oct 2006 21:21 |
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well,i wasnt expecting that ending.very good |
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Bobtanian | Report | 16 Oct 2006 21:41 |
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Mr Spock! says......... '' 'Logical', Captain.'' |
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Researching: |
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Steven | Report | 16 Oct 2006 21:42 |
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lol |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 17 Oct 2006 02:51 |
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Sounds like she had met his sort before!!!! |
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